This weeks Douche of the Week winner is a person of similarities. For one, he has been mistaken as a person of Arabic descent because his skin color is different. Another example is a growing trend of recent Douche of the Week winners have worn glasses and this guy is no different. And yet another similarity is I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ Steve Kannenberg!Steve is this weeks Douche of the Week winner. What is the most common trait among douches? Calling other people douches. Steve "Nub Pwnage" Kannenberg and Phil "Segal" Beefcake have had a douchey feud for a long time. Phil introduced me to Cloud Cult, so that alone automatically disqualifies him from being a douche.
Steve's music on the other hand, sucks. I went to his show and it was the worst show I'd ever seen. (Then again I've only been to four shows and Cloud Cult, The Crest, and Grenade Rock were awesome) The type of music "Jazzy McShnazz ands the Goddamn Schnute" plays is creative, if you're into something similar to a deranged hobo yelling on the street corner accompanied by a skilled guitarist, Strawberry, and a douche on drums then Steve's band is for you.
Back to Mudkips. Steve lieks them. Ron Paul does too. As does Kim Jong Il who is going mobilizing North Korea with Mudkipz and segways to attack less douchey countries all over!
So the apocalypse in 2012 due to North Korea, Mudkipz, and segways is all because of Steve Kannenberg. Good job douche.
Runner ups this week:
Not the Blue Man Group
Kim Jong Il
Segways
Jon Elconin
Jason Mraz
Mike Pomeranz
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4 comments:
1 flaw:
grenade rock sucks
They were good when I saw them
steve -
1 flaw:
your a dickbag
Hey asshole, where's my douche of the week? Runner up? That's bullshit. I certainly deserve douche of the week more than this cave dwelling, towel wearing, rock chucking Arab. Us Jews can't get no respect.
Grenade rock fucking sucks by the way, Jazzy McShnazz ands the Goddamn Shnute is way better.
Stupid Italian, go eat a pizza.
Sincerely,
JOn
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