Sunday, November 22, 2009

The Adventures of Roofus69

Roofus69 is just your average middle aged guy who has to pay child support to his eleven different babies mommas. Here's some of his sagely advice:

Roofus has some of his own questions to ask as well, most of which people don't completely understand:

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Blow on the Dice

I finally found out where I want to live next year:

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Phatality is Back!

So yea, after graduating from high school and fighting a forest fire (no joke) I'm ready to return the hardly ever rewarding world of blogging. There will be a lot of changes to the blog if I'm not as lazy as I have been, including some different guest writers and maybe some cool website/format stuff too.

Down to business, if you want to guest write either seduce me and/or send me some stuff I can check out and post it, then if you're legit I'll add you to the squad. Also I feel less empty inside when I know someone is actually reading the stuff I write so let people know about the blog! If you can prove to me that you had a significant part in getting viewers to the blog I'll buy you some Jack Links Beef Jerky, Feed Your Wild Side or put your picture as the blog background or something.


That being said start checking back more often because I'll start posting more often again too!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

America: We Stand As One

Yet another awesome video you need to watch:

Bonus points: Count how many American flags are pictured total, then post the # as a comment

Regular posting to resume soon!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Flood the System

I got this email from my grandfather:


So Ed Beck kindly made this motivational poster:


Yes, he really did say flood the system. This has prompted me to update the Suburban Dictionary and I plan on returning to somewhat regular posting when school is over.

Monday, May 4, 2009

For Hans

Original: http://www.explosm.net/comics/1641/



I was bored.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Phatality / Ninjas Theme Song