Phatality is Back!

So yea, after graduating from high school and fighting a forest fire (no joke) I'm ready to return the hardly ever rewarding world of blogging. There will be a lot of changes to the blog if I'm not as lazy as I have been, including some different guest writers and maybe some cool website/format stuff too.

Down to business, if you want to guest write either seduce me and/or send me some stuff I can check out and post it, then if you're legit I'll add you to the squad. Also I feel less empty inside when I know someone is actually reading the stuff I write so let people know about the blog! If you can prove to me that you had a significant part in getting viewers to the blog I'll buy you some Jack Links Beef Jerky, Feed Your Wild Side or put your picture as the blog background or something.


That being said start checking back more often because I'll start posting more often again too!

America: We Stand As One

Yet another awesome video you need to watch:

Bonus points: Count how many American flags are pictured total, then post the # as a comment

Regular posting to resume soon!

Flood the System

I got this email from my grandfather:


So Ed Beck kindly made this motivational poster:


Yes, he really did say flood the system. This has prompted me to update the Suburban Dictionary and I plan on returning to somewhat regular posting when school is over.

For Hans

Original: http://www.explosm.net/comics/1641/



I was bored.

Phatality / Ninjas Theme Song

Phat(ality) Dippin'

It's here:

Website Overview: FML

FML is most recent phenomena to hit the internet, and if you haven't heard of it yet you're way behind. But not to worry, for here I will provide a quick synopsis of the wonders of http://www.fmylife.com/.

I's pretty much a fusion of bash quotes and the lesser known jinxed! The site itself boils down to three different kinds of posts:

1: The "WOW You're Stupid" posts:

Today, I got stoned at a party for the first time. On the drive home I sat at an intersection waiting for the green light for few minutes. I finally realized the green light was never coming. So did the cop behind me. I was at a stop sign. FML

2: The "Aww That's Sad" posts:

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

2: The "Epic Win" posts:

Today, I called my boyfriend about going through surgery, he seemed very sensitive until I asked him if he wanted to come snuggle to which he replied "Can we snuggle with my dick in you?" FML