Thursday, June 9, 2011

UW Campus Construction to be Finished as early as Fall 2237

In a joint statement issued by the chief contractors of Madison’s three major construction companies: J. H. Findorff & Sons, CG Schmidt, and Terra Construction, the tentative date of completion for all University of Wisconsin-Madison construction projects has been set for the Fall of 2237.

The date could have been even earlier but due to the accidental excavation of another sacred Indian burial grounds beneath library mall and the planned bulldozing of the (Old) Union South many projects are facing extended completion dates. The remodeling of the Bielema Intergalactic Languages Center as well as the demolition of the Lucky slum developments will see the largest delays. “The Fall 2237 date is optimistic, but I think that as long as weather stays consistently at around 64-66 degrees with no precipitation and the construction budget continues to increase exponentially on September 1st, 2237, Madison may see it’s first official period of no construction projects in progress,” stated Jimmy Findorff Jr., seven time recipient of the Findorff Most Improved Worker Award and son of James Findorff, owner of the construction firm.

Regional site manager Ronald Dufour disagrees, “Every time we unearth another sacred Indian burial grounds, which happens all too often, we get a huge pile of paperwork to sort through that delays us from doing our jobs, and by jobs I mean idling around work sites, putting up fences and moving dirt back and forth, I think it'll be at least 312 years until we see a break in construction”. In related news the route 85 hover trams will still not have enough room to fit the 9:55 student crowd, or get them to class on time until at least 2581.

42 comments:

Kopite said...

Glad i don't study there. Indian burial ground eh.

jhonny said...

Sounds scare ehe :p

Jonny said...

Sounds like the basis of a bad horror film ^_^

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jeramieetyler said...

this sounds very stupid :p LOL

RastaPasta said...

With a construction date so far away I thought they'd be planning to build it in space...

Brick said...

Followed. ancient Indian burial grounds make great school campuses lol.

Daniel, Of Course said...

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Good stuff, man.

LightStand said...

Haha, i wouldn't like to be there after it was built

XY Networks said...

Sounds like a pressing issue!

chriselstone said...

That's just damn freaky!

Finding Cheap Homes said...

Haha is this real?

Stuck In Syndey said...

have you got a link for plans or anything?

KuntaJay said...

Creepy.

Chris Hashemi said...

Very creepy!

Michelangelo said...

ohhhhh, nice...

Canute#13 said...

is this real life?

pepsi_lover47 said...

Wow rofl, I can't wait for it to be finished.

sestrenger said...

Hahaha, Im from Brazil and the constructions for 2014 world cup will be finished in 2038! Hahahahaha!

minecraft129 said...

Hahaha, thats like 200 years away :P

Kingmush said...

haha nice! =p

Noctis said...

Makes me feel anxious..

Zertuzzi said...

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Quinner said...

Sounds weird

todd said...

got my masters in computer science there.... muuuuaahhhh

Harmonica Guy said...

Oh boy...

blind2blue said...

Who you gonna call?

Things on my wishlist said...

lol you go to madison? I'm at UWM

Shaw said...

GHOSTBUSTERS!

Coxten said...

Curses be mine! Approved ;D

Morph1n3 said...

Should be looking very hot when completely finished.

Descontrarir said...

good stuff, man.

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todd said...

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blorriepoes said...

not too bad review, but somehow it sounds a bit stupid.
+follow'd

EdwinL said...

Now that is a great post.

menshansnerts said...

Great post!

Anthony said...

Kinda reminds me of my school... constant construction and takes YEARS to get a simple building put up

Catfeesh said...

That's a bit strange/creepyish.

trawler666 said...

Seriously man, thats scary stuff. I wouldn't mess with it. Followed

Tepeyolotl said...

Hope no one try to bury their pets there!

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